{"product_id":"the-system-failure-glitch-hoodie","title":"The \"System Failure\" Glitch Hoodie","description":"The match was supposed to be a goal-fest. The algorithm lied.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou checked the stats. The Home Team averages 2.4 goals per game. The Away Team hasn't kept a clean sheet since 2019. It was a lock. It was free money.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen the whistle blew. 90 minutes of cardio. 0 shots on target. 0-0 Final.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe BTTS Error Hoodie is your armor against the bad beat. When the system fails and the clean sheet holds, pull up the hood, hide your face, and void your emotions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a distorted \"System Failure\" print dedicated to the strikers who forgot how to shoot and the goalkeepers who turned into prime Buffon just to ruin your parlay.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Blank: Cotton Heritage M2580 (The streetwear standard).\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Feel: Ultra-soft, 3-panel hood (perfect structure for hiding from reality).\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Utility: Front pouch pocket (for hiding your shaking hands).\u003cbr\u003e\nVibe: 100% Regret. Warmth for a cold streak.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST WIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST WIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Void and Null","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51260039921954,"sku":"5107580_10779","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51260039954722,"sku":"5107580_10780","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51260039987490,"sku":"5107580_10781","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51260040020258,"sku":"5107580_10782","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51260040053026,"sku":"5107580_10783","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51260040085794,"sku":"5107580_13416","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ S","offer_id":51260040118562,"sku":"5107580_11481","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ M","offer_id":51260040151330,"sku":"5107580_11482","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ L","offer_id":51260040184098,"sku":"5107580_11483","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51260040216866,"sku":"5107580_11484","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51260040249634,"sku":"5107580_11485","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51260040282402,"sku":"5107580_13419","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51260040315170,"sku":"5107580_13893","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51260040347938,"sku":"5107580_13894","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51260040380706,"sku":"5107580_13895","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51260040413474,"sku":"5107580_13896","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51260040446242,"sku":"5107580_13897","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51260040479010,"sku":"5107580_13898","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/3425\/3090\/files\/cotton-heritage-m2580-i-unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-black-front-698d4da9d80be.jpg?v=1770868163","url":"https:\/\/voidandnull.co\/products\/the-system-failure-glitch-hoodie","provider":"Void and Null","version":"1.0","type":"link"}