The "0-0 Glitch" Tee
Black / S
$30.00
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We are living in a simulation. The code broke.
It happens every weekend. You find the perfect matchup. Two terrible defenses. Two incredible strikers. The stats say "Over 2.5 Goals" is a mathematical certainty.
And then reality glitches. Final Score: 0-0.
The System Failure Tee features a distorted, high-contrast "BTTS ERROR" print—a wearable monument to the moment logic left the building.
The Specs:
Fit: Boxy, Heavyweight (The uniform of the disillusioned).
Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Soft enough to sleep in after a loss).
Vibe: Technical Difficulties.
The "0-0 Glitch" Tee
$30.00
It happens every weekend. You find the perfect matchup. Two terrible defenses. Two incredible strikers. The stats say "Over 2.5 Goals" is a mathematical certainty.
And then reality glitches. Final Score: 0-0.
The System Failure Tee features a distorted, high-contrast "BTTS ERROR" print—a wearable monument to the moment logic left the building.
The Specs:
Fit: Boxy, Heavyweight (The uniform of the disillusioned).
Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Soft enough to sleep in after a loss).
Vibe: Technical Difficulties.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |