The "System Failure" Glitch Hoodie
Black / S
$65.00
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The match was supposed to be a goal-fest. The algorithm lied.
You checked the stats. The Home Team averages 2.4 goals per game. The Away Team hasn't kept a clean sheet since 2019. It was a lock. It was free money.
Then the whistle blew. 90 minutes of cardio. 0 shots on target. 0-0 Final.
The BTTS Error Hoodie is your armor against the bad beat. When the system fails and the clean sheet holds, pull up the hood, hide your face, and void your emotions.
Featuring a distorted "System Failure" print dedicated to the strikers who forgot how to shoot and the goalkeepers who turned into prime Buffon just to ruin your parlay.
The Specs:
The Blank: Cotton Heritage M2580 (The streetwear standard).
The Feel: Ultra-soft, 3-panel hood (perfect structure for hiding from reality).
The Utility: Front pouch pocket (for hiding your shaking hands).
Vibe: 100% Regret. Warmth for a cold streak.
The "System Failure" Glitch Hoodie
$65.00
You checked the stats. The Home Team averages 2.4 goals per game. The Away Team hasn't kept a clean sheet since 2019. It was a lock. It was free money.
Then the whistle blew. 90 minutes of cardio. 0 shots on target. 0-0 Final.
The BTTS Error Hoodie is your armor against the bad beat. When the system fails and the clean sheet holds, pull up the hood, hide your face, and void your emotions.
Featuring a distorted "System Failure" print dedicated to the strikers who forgot how to shoot and the goalkeepers who turned into prime Buffon just to ruin your parlay.
The Specs:
The Blank: Cotton Heritage M2580 (The streetwear standard).
The Feel: Ultra-soft, 3-panel hood (perfect structure for hiding from reality).
The Utility: Front pouch pocket (for hiding your shaking hands).
Vibe: 100% Regret. Warmth for a cold streak.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |